shlock mock

1 Detroit:
Matthew Stafford QB Georgia
bec they need a matt ryan more than anyone
2 St. Louis:
Andre Smith OT Alabama
need to rebuild o-line for bulger, s-jax, holt
3 Kansas City:
Michael Crabtree WR Texas Tech
new coach haley wants his own fitz
4 Seattle:
B.J. Raji DT Boston College
its time to stop the run
5 Cleveland:
Aaron Curry LB Wake Forest
theyre just gonna take the best defensive player available
6 Cincinnati:
Jason Smith OT Baylor
they want to keep palmer upright this year
7 Oakland:
Jeremy Maclin WR Missouri
imagine jamarcus, run dmc and maclin four yrs from now
8 Jacksonville:
Eugene Monroe OT Virginia
they need big time help on o-line if they wanna contend
9 Green Bay:
Malcolm Jenkins CB Ohio St.
their big name corners are old
10 San Francisco:
Aaron Maybin DE/OLB Penn St.
singletary wants this beast to pair with willis
11 Buffalo:
Brandon Pettigrew TE Oklahoma St.
this pick looks most obvious of any (prob wont happen then)
12 Denver:
Rey Maualuga LB USC
denver gets the next "rey-rey"
13 Washington:
Brian Orakpo DE Texas
screw jason taylor
14 New Orleans:
Vontae Davis CB Illinois
almost complete in their defensive rebuild
15 Houston:
Everette Brown DE Florida St.
hou-only 25 sacks last yr, super mario needs his luigi
16 San Diego:
Chris "Beanie" Wells RB Ohio St.
lt is clearly done and sproles is nate robinson
17 New York:
Jets Mark Sanchez QB USC
many options here but tannenbaum is a dumb-ass
18 Chicago:
Hakeem Nicks WR North Carolina
first legit deep threat in chi since.....
19 Tampa Bay:
Tyson Jackson DE LSU
defense is missing one thing (qb is possible here)
20 Detroit (from Dallas):
Brian Cushing LB USC
perfect guy to start building defense of the future
21 Philadelphia:
Michael Oher OT Mississippi
nfc east pass rushers: osi, tuck, ware,
22 Minnesota:
Percy Harvin WR Florida
this will be one fast offense
23 New England:
D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt
still trying to fill only clear hole on team
24 Atlanta:
Larry English DE/OLB No. Illinois
good young offense, work on the "d"
25 Miami:
Knowshon Moreno RB Georgia
other needs, but dont see them passing up great value
26 Baltimore:
Darrius Heyward-Bey WR Maryland
hometown kid helps depleted unit(laurinitis is possibilty)
27 Indianapolis:
Peria Jerry DT Mississippi
worst run d in the league
28 Philadelphia (from Carolina):
Rashad Johnson S Alabama
an absolute total guess
29 New York Giants:
James Laurinaitis LB Ohio St.
no big play receiver of value, next need = LB
30 Tennessee:
Michael Johnson DE Georgia Tech
again, no receiver, take DE here ( kruger, ayers also possible)
31 Arizona:
LeSean McCoy RB Pittsburgh
worst running game in nfl, lets go
32 Pittsburgh:
Alex Mack C California
they won the effing SB despite shitty o-line