its just not right

its been awhile and i apologize. michael phelps stole my typewriter to pay for more drugs. its horrible. joe torre stole all my ideas. its been a rough few months for me. a- rod stole my sun-tan lotion, seriously, i thought if a guy was on steroids he would be like this -or if a girl is on steroids she would look like this. stop, he's sensitive. so i'm wondering who is in the hall of fame classes of 2015-2020? omar vizquel? cliff lee? randy johnson? this guy? i used to think steroids was the worst thing, it was cheating to the fullest degree, and you were a disgrace if you were using, but now its slowly becoming clear that it was indeed the culture in baseball between mid 90's and 03'. not to defend these guys but if entire clubhouses were doing it, why not ? it must have been so easy to justify it. "it defenitely shows results, no one cares that i do it, the fans love it, the owners love it, my teamates and manager appreciate my increased production, ok so my girlfriend complains once in a while but i'm ripped and getting a fat new contract in the off-season" see how clear it was to make a decision. don't judge, don't act all holier-than-thou, we all would have jumped at the magic juice, me first. these stupid, naive, pretentious sports writers like gammons, stark, selena roberts( the SI cunt who broke the story), and reilly all pretend that these guys are criminals, and convince themselves that they're horrible people who chose an evil path to cheat and connive, and that somehow that fact will make the writer in them feel better about themselves, bec really they are empty and lonely souls who are nothing without their subjects. by now they have completed their self-brainwashing that if it was them in the shoes- or cleats- of a player faced with a choice to use performance enhancing drugs they would g-d forbid even think about smelling them. "i mean come on now, it's cheating!! really, its just not right. " GO FUCK YOURSELVES all of you douchebag sportswriters, who are pretty much just stalkers with a laptop. some of these people are worse than paparazzi, and i fucken hate paparazzi with a passion. it is everything i stand against in life all wrapped up in one little canon rebel xti.
DO YOU EVER SEE true sports writers like simmons or jason whitlock doing any of these bullshit "investigative reports"? NO bec they dont care, bec they wouldnt get off their ass from the couch and a game if a chemical missile made a direct hit to their directtv. bec they realize sports is a game, and they dont take themselves seriously. selena roberts thinks she is fucking deep throat. ill deep throat you stupid bitch!! ( that was too easy). go work for the silver-haired, turtle neck wearing queer on cnn, anderson cooper. go sneak around and find people who dont pay taxes or something, of course, all in the name of justice and all in the name of the truth. ugh, i hate you, i hope you die. i wish someone would stab you with like 50 infected needles and theyre in you like a porcupine and the disease is flowing through you, you stumble to your knees, your eyes roll back to your head, you fall to the ground and with your last breath you say .....oh shut up and just DIE already bitch no one cares what you have to say anymore.

i like the juicy story just like the next guy, but we cant spend all day obsessed with inane details about the privacy of someone elses' life. if a star screws up in a public place, fine. if an athlete gets arrested , which becomes public , fine. but to go around looking under every rock for evidence of the slightest of wrong-doing is disturbing. "A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez" by selena roberts is coming out april 14th. the sad part is its going to sell well.

im moving on. i dont want to start on the congress issue.

i want to pose a question, what the hell was torre thinking? the man was a truly beloved figure in the anals (funny typo i think ill leave it) of new york sports. right up until he lyrically murdered his entire former team. i heard he called jeter a bad dresser. whoa!! a-fraud is one thing but to call out the greatest yankee ever as coiffely-challenged is heracy, lunacy and idiocracy.

Eight men who attended the south carolina party with michael phelps were arrested. were they asked how they got the weed, were they asked if they have more weed, were they asked if they sell weed? no,no,no. they were asked how did phelps hold the bong?, how long was the hit?, how was it pulling? the cops down there are seriously trying to build a case against and eventually arrest phelps. in short, a man took a hit from a bong, there were apologies and dropped endorsements. but wait, its not over, attention and media-seeking police have now intentionally opened an investigation against this "criminal" all with tax-payers money and while allocating the valuable time of many of their officers on this truly important narcotics case. this is our country people, this is our country.
coming next year:
"bong-water: the many munchies of michael phelps" by selena roberts.

quick hits:
yankees will be good. not bec of burnett and arod and jeter and posada, but bec cano and nady and hughes and joba. bec cano will turn it around. bec nady is sickly underated. bec joba moves to the pen and dominates. bec phil hughes performs finally and locks down fifth spot. if your 7 and 8 hitters are batting .300 and doing like 15-25 with 70 -90 rbis then your good regardless of mvp numbers from the middle. if phil can phigure it out , allowing the best setup man in baseball to reclaim his natural spot then they will be the best team in baseball.

favre is finally done. too bad, i was hoping to add a favre lions' jersey to my collection. wait, there is still hope.

cant wait to lose money in all of the march madness

the refs gave another super bowl to art rooney and the steelers!! i happen to know obama is involved somehow.

boldin the toughest guy in sports.

kryptonate is pound for pound the best athlete in sports.

the team that trades for amare will never win anything, ever. ok, for the next ten years.

tourney and baseball picks coming soon!!

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