The Pop Heard Round the World

karma is a bitch. every thing about tom bradys' injury screams (g-ds' voice)"my people, lets not get too oogly-boogly about this fella, because , KARMA IS A MOTHER-FUCKEN BITCH". the man has it all, talent, wealth, success, model-ass, popularity, good looks(thats what they tell me) and a great job, but this is not about tom brady. its about the people around him. this man did nothing to deserve this. he is, in fact, supposed to be a great guy, but this goes deeper than one man. to me its an intricate and compelling lesson to the greater american sports fan. and for anyone in general. it was meant for: in order- boston fans, fantasy owners, brady fans, bill belichek, randy moss, robert kraft, and bill simmons. bradys' acl is karmas' sacrificial lamb for all the people involved who over years invested way too much into one man. brady was chosen by the karma g-ds to pay back alot of people who have erred over the years. for the cheating. for the running up the score. for premature book writings and copyrights. for anyone who ever said he is the greatest qb of alltime, there may now be a hitch. for anyone who drafted him one or 2 overall(which was the wrong pick anyway) you just got screwed. for anyone living in the entire north-east (specifically greater boston- area) or kiss-ass analyst or retard band-wagon patriots fan from florida who arrogantly ignored the super loss and stupidly predicted another super bowl appearance just bec you are a brainwashed, spoiled, snob your season is now blown to pieces( a la dreamboats' knee) in all of eight minutes. so good for y'all that treated this man as if he were the savior of everything from fourth quarters to horrible cologne ads. his season is now kaput and his career forever altered. the pats, i believe, are still good for a 10-11 win season. brady will still come back ("triumphantly" like no one has since oh carson palmer) and be good. but this is the pop heard round the world. $150 million in expected losses from fantasy owners who had brady, vegas odds sky diving, and countless other things affected by one unfortunate hit. a national tragedy, no doubt. its too bad really, just when i was starting to warm up to him.


jimmy sports